DIY Disaster~Onion Juice: Gagging Recipe

Onions.  In a soup, burger, salad, salsa and many more dishes, this tear jerker is a delicious ingredient.  Now, how about juicing them–and actually drinking it, raw?  Now before you throw tomatoes at me while I go off on my soap box, hear me out!  Onions contain Vitamin C, B6, potassium, magnesium, and…wait for it…sulfur.  Sulfur has been nicknamed the beauty mineral due to it’s connection to improving complexions and stimulating hair and nail growth.  Now I am a firm believer that juicing is pretty much the best way to get your nutrients due to it’s fast, natural assimilation in one’s body.  With that being said, if I am looking to get a boost of sulfur to improve my hair, skin and nails, why beat around the bush?  Why not take a shot of this beautifying mineral, with a drizzle of honey to help it go down?

Ummmm…so yeah, lesson has been learned “why-not?”, because it tastes like (language) sh!t!!!  I’m talking a liquid shot of fire and brimstone that at first swallow appeared to be smooth, unpleasant, but smooth.  I thought I would be a veggie champ and down the whole thing, which I did, but man was it rough!  By the time I finished it and thought the worst part was over, it had only just begun.  I felt a volcanic ooze of a sulfuric liquid flow down to my stomach.  I desperately wanted this feeling to go away, but refused to punk out and vomit.  Besides, if I were to vomit up this liquid hell, it would be like experiencing the sulfur rich, aromatic, burn all over again, except coming up instead of going down.

I think I’ll just juice the onion and use it in my lemon wash, and topically use it on my scalp, or mix it with honey and apply it to my face.  I’ve been haunted by this onion aroma all day now.  In my teeth, gums, skin, kitchen, even the toilet (if you know what I mean).  I do not plan on putting this ‘juice’ in my mouth again…not anytime soon.

I’m not too proud to admit that I farted onions today 😉

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This is me being me so that you will be you. I'm a woman who smiles till my cheeks ache, crochets until my fingers twitch, hugs the hell out of my Hubby and children and in between these things I make the time to read, cook, write and attempt to inspire others to do something to improve their overall health.

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    • hahaha, pain would be a good description. Let’s just say I won’t be doing that again. You follow xoDVF? I was thinking of her and her onion juicing self with this. She is smart enough to apply it topically instead of drinking it tho. My a$$ had to try and drink it tho, smh.

  1. OMG lmao!!! Sorry for laughing at your pain but this was hilarious!!!! Astringent foods were meant to be taken in small doses or else they burn the inner lining of your organs so prob not a good idea to have so much of them at once. Thank you for taking one for the team lol. PS: your hair is gorgeous!!! And that red lipstick??? Love!! Complements your skin tone so so well!

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