Onions. In a soup, burger, salad, salsa and many more dishes, this tear jerker is a delicious ingredient. Now, how about juicing them–and actually drinking it, raw? Now before you throw tomatoes at me while I go off on my soap box, hear me out! Onions contain Vitamin C, B6, potassium, magnesium, and…wait for it…sulfur. Sulfur has been nicknamed the beauty mineral due to it’s connection to improving complexions and stimulating hair and nail growth. Now I am a firm believer that juicing is pretty much the best way to get your nutrients due to it’s fast, natural assimilation in one’s body. With that being said, if I am looking to get a boost of sulfur to improve my hair, skin and nails, why beat around the bush? Why not take a shot of this beautifying mineral, with a drizzle of honey to help it go down?
Ummmm…so yeah, lesson has been learned “why-not?”, because it tastes like (language) sh!t!!! I’m talking a liquid shot of fire and brimstone that at first swallow appeared to be smooth, unpleasant, but smooth. I thought I would be a veggie champ and down the whole thing, which I did, but man was it rough! By the time I finished it and thought the worst part was over, it had only just begun. I felt a volcanic ooze of a sulfuric liquid flow down to my stomach. I desperately wanted this feeling to go away, but refused to punk out and vomit. Besides, if I were to vomit up this liquid hell, it would be like experiencing the sulfur rich, aromatic, burn all over again, except coming up instead of going down.
I think I’ll just juice the onion and use it in my lemon wash, and topically use it on my scalp, or mix it with honey and apply it to my face. I’ve been haunted by this onion aroma all day now. In my teeth, gums, skin, kitchen, even the toilet (if you know what I mean). I do not plan on putting this ‘juice’ in my mouth again…not anytime soon.
I’m not too proud to admit that I farted onions today 😉
Ha! I don’t mean to laugh, but lesson learned the behalf of others and adding humor in to boot is really doing a service to humanity. WTG Champ!
Hahaha! I like that, yeah, a true onion-gulping-gagging humanitarian I am today hahaha 🙂
Onion Juice??? Oh my God! that must be gross!lol You look like you’re in so much pain GG!lol
hahaha, pain would be a good description. Let’s just say I won’t be doing that again. You follow xoDVF? I was thinking of her and her onion juicing self with this. She is smart enough to apply it topically instead of drinking it tho. My a$$ had to try and drink it tho, smh.
No I’m not familiar with XODVF. But you’re obviously much braver than she is.lol Sorry,I couldn’t do it!lol
OMG lmao!!! Sorry for laughing at your pain but this was hilarious!!!! Astringent foods were meant to be taken in small doses or else they burn the inner lining of your organs so prob not a good idea to have so much of them at once. Thank you for taking one for the team lol. PS: your hair is gorgeous!!! And that red lipstick??? Love!! Complements your skin tone so so well!
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Oh Filomena, so wise you are lol…laugh away, that’s all I’ve been doing now that my organ linings have regenerated lol. Thanks for the compliments! I love red lipstick 😉
Jeanette, this is too funny, LMAO!
Thanks Aunt G! Gross, but funny lol